Dole Sunshine releases pineapple flavoured eggs

By VMZ Staff on March 31, 2026

On the fool's day british newspaer usually print incredible  a-like fake news- Here's some from  British Papers

In a time of fake news as well as weird and wonderful real news, you'd be forgiven for thinking some of these were real. This story was sent to us by Rodda’s Clotted Cream, who said: "Rodda’s Clotted Cream has set a new precedent with local Cornish milk farmers, by setting contractual standards about the length of the grass used to feed their cows.

They said that the name was being changed to 'Cream' in the UK in order to help 'confused' Brits who did not know how to spell it.

Sarah Polley ordered to hand back Oscar, she was left momentarily confused after receiving a letter asking her to return her recently won Oscar. The “letter” began: “We say this to you with the deepest regrets: the Oscar you received was given by mistake.”

Domino's letterbox warmer

Domino's
Credit: Domino's

This one isn't easy to fall for - as how would you get your post if there was always a pizza warmer at your letterbox?

Britain’s biggest bingo site, tombola, launches Bingo Safety Helmets

Tombola

Whopper toothpaste and Subway ice cream

Burger King and Subway both went for the 'ha ha imagine if savoury food was a sweet food or a toothpaste' approach.

Here is what the good people at Burger King had to say: "The iconic burger: the WHOPPER® from BURGER KING® is so generous and tasty, that its fans would do anything to make its unique flame grilled beef taste last longer.

"To keep the tasty flavours lasting longer, BURGER KING® has created WHOPPER TOOTHPASTE   TM, the first toothpaste with active WHOPPER® extracts.

"BURGER KING® and agency Buzzman teamed up with experts to reproduce the iconic flavour of the WHOPPER® and combine it with active ingredients for optimal teeth and gum hygiene."

Ejector bed

A good idea?
A good idea? Credit: Cuckooland

 A variation of this comes around every year. However, here is their press release:

Oh our aching sides
Oh our aching sides Credit: Subway

And Subway:  "On 1 April 2017, the SUBWAY® brand is launching their first ever ice cream range… inspired by the nation’s most love Subs. The savoury SUBZero range is available in these three delicious flavours for a limited time only.

Groupon launches Gin spa experience - the ultimate way for gin lovers to relax

"Groupon is offering gin lovers the ultimate spa experience, the Gin Sauna. Instead of regular steam, the water used is infused with a high quality gin, containing botanicals including coriander seeds, orrit root and cassia bark.

"The Gin Sauna has been designed to help customers relax and get squiffy."

A Dinosaur rampage across London

This PR company, promoting  new animatronic dinosaur experience Jurassic Kingdom made a bit of an effort here.

They lugged animatronic dinosaurs around London in order to confuse and frighten tourists.

Honda launches in-car dating app

Honda
Credit: Honda

Honda has today announced the launch of a new in-car dating app that helps drivers find love at the wheel.  The H-Swipe app connects to an innovative digital windscreen and interactive directional ‘s-wipers’, and uses geolocation technology to pinpoint the nearest potential dating candidate. The driver then uses the windscreen wipers to swipe left or right, either accepting or rejecting and moving on to the next eligible suitor.

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