Today (December 3rd), the singer’s webstore has launched preorders for USB drives that have West End Girl preloaded on them — and they happen to be in the shape of a sex toy that fits up your rear end. It’s essential to note that it’s not an actual plug. (Consequence reports)
The website notes that the item, that’s available in “limited quantities,” is listed as “a novelty USB device intended for data storage only.”
limited merch drop, live now 🍑🔌 https://t.co/IZqWiNgzaF pic.twitter.com/m8de7DlkL8
— Lily Allen (@lilyallen) December 3, 2025
The reason for the butt plug-inspired USBs seemingly comes from Allen’s song “Pussy Palace,” specifically the lyrics, “Duane Reade bag with the handles tied/ Sex toys, butt plugs, lube inside,” which the world believes to be in reference to her ex-husband, Stranger Things star David Harbour, and his alleged secret stash.
Reports have surfaced that Harbour is allegedly “furious” at Allen for the album and butt plug references. “The embarrassment is off the charts,” claimed an insider to Yahoo! about the situation. “He’s furious at essentially being accused of being this skirt-chasing monster and the world’s worst husband.”
Allen makes it pretty clear about what she thinks of Harbour on West End Girl. The LP was written in just 10 days last December, right after the two split following four years of marriage due to Harbour allegedly cheating on her with a costume designer.
Lily sings about finding butt plugs and other pleasure toys in her song "P***y Palace," which is on the new album, and accuses her partner of using them -- plus a treasure trove of other kinky items -- to cheat on her.
Lily gave out these same butt plug USB drives for free back in October during her album release party ... and it seems that was just foreplay for this payday.
